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''Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.(\./)/.".) "^----;";_\,,/"( , , )/ \ / Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai''
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''Dosti karna itna Aasan hai Jaise Matti par Matti se Matti likhna.LEKIN...Dosti Nibhana itna Mushkil hai Jaise Paani par Paani se Paani likhna.''
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''Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan Cities:ISLAMABAD: Hello JanChalo Aaj CHINEESE Restaurant mai Dinner Meri Taraf se.RAWALPINDI: Hello JanKahan ho Tum?Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon.LAHORE: Hello JanAaj to film ka mood ban Raha hai.Aur wo bhi Tumhry saath.KARACHI: Hello JanWhat a Fantastic Mosam,Chalo Beach py Jaty hai.PESHAWAR: Hello JanKahan ho Tum? Abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hai.Mari To Nahi?''
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''True Bayghairti is:To arrive home late at Night,Cigarette in hand,Mom waiting 4 u With aJHAROO in her hand & u ask:"Hey Mom Abhi Tak Safai Kar Rahi Ho?"''
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''Kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''
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''Wada KAro
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Pura karo
Or kisi KI Laaat Baaan Kbhi Na Toro
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SuFI BAAP Ki TARHA''
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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
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''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!
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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
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''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.
Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.
Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.
Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.
Jab paad diya to darna kya''
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''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:
Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )
Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )
Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
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''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
Rote Howay
Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?
Boss: Nahi To!
Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
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''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
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''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?
Student: Female
Teacher: How?
Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''
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''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...
Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.
To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
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''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.
Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!
Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
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